I’m still at that point in my life where I need to rely on my gf if I want to by a ‘M’ rated video game.
Old enough to enlist in the Marine Corps but not old enough to purchase a game.
I have more then 800 views on that video I posted on FB.
- *Wake-up at 0500*: Maybe we'll wake up at 7...
- *Wake-up at 0715*: Yeeeea, fuck this.
After my service, I’m thinking of becoming a veterinarian.
My and my gal’s new blog.
Moro Islamic Liberation Front (MILF) militant laying prone with an M60.
The LAPD, The FBI, and the CIA are all trying to prove that they are the best at apprehending criminals.
The President decides to give them a test. He releases a rabbit into a forest and each of them has to catch it.
The CIA goes in. They place animal informants throughout the forest. They question all plant and mineral witnesses. After three months of extensive investigations they conclude that rabbits do not exist.
The FBI goes in.
After two weeks with no leads they burn the forest, killing everything in it, including the rabbit, and they make no apologies. The rabbit had it coming.
The LAPD goes in.
They come out two hours later with a badly beaten bear. The bear is yelling: “Okay! Okay! I’m a rabbit! I’m a rabbit!
My crew advisor just called me ‘Ricky’
No one has called me that in YEARS/
My girlfriend got her septum pierced.
I seem to hurt her every time I kiss her.